Evangelist of Bisexuality

Under 500 Hits

Can't Lose by SubwayWolf: Mac and Dennis do a piss-holding contest. Predictably, Dennis has no interest in winning unless he cheats.

Grenade! by MicroDigitalWaker: Mac experiments and it's Dennis to the rescue!

The Gang Bangs Sweet Dee by pringlesaremydivision: What it says on the tin.

A Freak Like Me by entropy_can_only_increase: Things are different after Family Fight

The Gang Makes First Contact by OpensUp4Nobody: On a boring night in late July something weird goes down. Like really weird. Like what the actual fuck is even happening kind of weird. 

cultverse by brandyalexanders: you can only reign over an empire so long before its foundations start to crack.
500 to ~1000 Hits

Bad Bad Things by Switchadelphia: “Do you think, if I were a serial killer, I would get a lot of fan mail?”

the way it was by porterville: God dammit. She really didn't want to deal with this.

Leviathian by ViciousInnocence: He remembers reading how soldiers in a civil war had also once closed their eyes in panic when first forced to murder, yet eventually they killed for fun. cw: Rape.

By Appointment Only by Mrs_Don_Draper: Hooker AU ~ The Gang is Dennis' regular customers.

In the Land of Gods and Monsters, I Was an Angel: Mac is sick of Dennis's shit. cw: Rape.

Pedal to the Metal by porterville: "You guys have destroyed every single car that I have ever owned!"

command me to be well by singingtomysoul: 'The Gang Misses the Boat' reaction fic. Dennis is sick from sleeping outside on the pier. Mac plays caretaker. But there's something more important they haven't talked about.

with a loaded gun and a steady hand by sinnabar: Jackie Denardo has been on the TV for the last five minutes, and nobody has made a single comment about her breasts. That’s how Dee knows some serious shit is going down. The Gang fights a zombie apocalypse.

Pretty When You Cry by entropy_can_only_increase: Mac and Dennis fight. cw: Rape

i'm not sorry, just unsound by singingtomysoul: 'The Gang Goes on Family Fight' reaction fic. The fallout of Dennis's breakdown on camera is more than the gang expected. When Dennis doesn't push through like he should, it's up to Mac and Charlie to get things back to normal-for-them.

Science vs. Romance (Variations on a Theme) by pringlesaremydivision: Or: eight times Mac and Dennis don't kiss, and two times they do.

Home for the Holidays by FuzzyFace: A year after callously leaving him on his own financially, Dennis’ parents invite him home for Thanksgiving to check up on how the prodigal son is doing. Rather than smile and play nice at the dinner table, Dennis does what any reasonable person would do: Hire a fake date online in an elaborate scheme to get back on his family’s good side.

Say It Right Back by ViciousInnocence: He tells himself he only wore Dennis’ jeans because his are all dirty. It’s definitely not because of how they hug his thighs and stretch tightly across his ass. It’s not his fault if he forgot to put cologne on every other day, so it looks like visiting his Dad is some kind of special, isolated occasion, when it’s really not.

and who needs love when there's Southern Comfort by pigeonstatueconundrum: Sharing his life with Mac has never really been a problem for Dennis, Sharing his bed is.

Kinda I Want To by tinyhug: Dennis was a man of diligence. With every pound and inch Mac gained - gained because of him - came a sense of accomplishment, of control. He just wasn't expecting those very pounds to creep up on him, too.

Bodies Lie and Tend to Break by woolen_pharaohs: Dennis is beyond done with the gang thanks to Mac blowing up his car, so he goes up to North Dakota to live a new life. The life he deserves. A loving wife, a beautiful child, and the world at his fingertips. That means actually working and living in the suburbs and being quietly domestic, which is of course everything Dennis hates. So he does what he does best, he schemes. Only this time he doesn't have the gang to help him when he falls.

Five Times Dee Thought Mac Was Gay (And One Time She Didn't) by fighterofthenightman: It takes Dee almost a year and a half to decide she’s had enough of her brother’s shit and invite Mac and Charlie to Penn in Dennis’s name.

by the times the first bombs fell we were already bored by sinnabar: Scenes from a suburban nightmare.

Rat Saw God by fighterofthenightman: A series of vignettes chronicling Mac and Dennis throughout high school.

And I cannot guess what we'll discover by LemonTwister: Mac and Charlie have changed over the summer break. They've taken their friendship to new heights, practically pinned to each other's sides. Dennis is feeling left out.

I fucking love shower thoughts.

So despite loving the project I was talking about in the last post in THEORY I've been having a lot of trouble getting it off the ground for about a month and a half. I've messed with it and planned shit for it and it just has not been working. And I like it but I didn't think anyone would read it and I was like. . .well how passionate am I really about it if I care what other people do and don't read? Because I've written tons of projects where I was sure that nobody was going to read them and I didn't give a fuck. No single fuck given.

I was thinking in the shower and I was like. . .ok so I have this idea of this guy that Mac kind of falls in love with who is this liberal kid, kind of a floater in this punk subculture, and they kinda sort of fall in love. And I'm unraveling this story in my head and I'm like. . .you know what, fuck, I am squeezing a square peg into a round hole here. I'm so enamored by what his sort-of boyfriend represents that I can't see the forest for the trees. Which is that I find this 90s floater punk subculture fascinating and I want Mac to be a part of it for a little while.

So I was like well, this boyfriend thing would not work out for Mac. He would offend/hurt this guy after three seconds because Mac is a fucking asshole. So how do I get him here and what do I want him to be? Well, I had the idea at first that Mac would worm his way into the scene by being a drug dealer and I still think that's a good one. Then Mac gets really into the floater ethos because like he has no job, he's disenchanted and 20, etc. He falls in with these punks, kinda makes friends, maybe fucks some people, but then they start talking super liberal shit and he's like fuck no. 

Then like skinheads come up to him and they sweet-talk him and maybe buy some of his drugs and he's like yeah these guys are cool, they like this music, they are conservative just like me :D Only one day push comes to shove and by that I mean hate crimes and Mac either runs away fast or gets caught before they do one and tattles on his new friends. 

Meanwhile Charlie is so confused at Mac getting involved in two weird subcultures in under a month. 

I'm picturing Mac with blue hair and then a shaved head and Charlie just so confused about it and laughing my ass off.

 I posted this in its handwritten version earlier but I wanted to write it up.

Works in Progress - Planned

-Dennis consumes women
-Jersey shore fic
-Mac + his boyfriend in his 20s
-Rescue You 1: Dee in LA with her butch friend
-Rescue You 2: Dennis + AA
-every sunny fic 2: deedennis boogaloo

Possibly dropped - some written

-EVERY FIC EVER
-EERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER
-Adjustment Bureau AU
-Self-aware CharDee fic
-Mrs. Mac fic
-Maureen

Potential later - unwritten

-Secondary characters: Bonnie, Psycho Pete, Gail, Bruce, Waiter, Ingrid Nelson, the Lawyer
-Mac + sugar daddy
-The Mick fic, Mickey/Jimmy lifelong

I swear to god the weather has been all over the place. Monday it was 90 degrees and now it's 60 and I'm in a long sleeved shirt. Make up your mind, mother nature! You're making my laundry pile look really weird. Short dress and a long sleeved shirt in the same pile. Ridiculous.

Anyway I got an A on the multiple choice section of my healthcare delivery exam which was great. He hasn't graded the essay yet but I think I did well. I will probably get an A in the class. Yay! One down, three to go. Anxiously awaiting the grade on two very important papers. Two exams next week and my paper on Friday and then I'm free to do my practicum and to do my job for the summer. It will be a neat change of pace. I'm pretty excited about not having night classes for a few months and to have no time restrictions but my own on when and where I do my work. I want to get out and go around town to do my stuff.

I published my weird and creepy fic yesterday which you can find here. Pretty sure I'm going to hell for this one. I tagged and warned for it so extensively, and I'm pretty sure some people have clicked on it and backed right out after the warning. I hope some people do read it though because I do like it and I think it's good. I try to just write for myself and hope that other people will be interested in the same stuff I'm interested in but the reality is that fandom has a pretty limited scope of interest. Which is mostly MacDennis get together fics, followed by anything MacDennis, and then hugely diminished interest in everything else. It's not a bad thing but sometimes it does make me feel like I'm just tossing work into the void.

Curious about how my role in fandom is going to be during the summer. I know that some point I will most likely take a break from writing just to reassess and recharge and focus on other stuff. But then, who knows. I want to watch other shows. I also want to write for The Mick at some point. I have this idea for a Mickey and Jimmy backstory fic that could potentially be kinda long.

God I've been distracted for a little bit. I gotta get back to work!
 

I'm definitely procrastinating on studying for my healthcare delivery final and writing my environmental health paper and any number of other things I could be doing but fuck it, it's Sunday, I will get things done as fast or as slow as I want. And as fast or as slow as I want involves writing my creepy fic where Dennis has The Hunger.

There hasn't been a non-MacDennis fic posted in like five days and I'm literally dying. I just disagree so much with some of the fan characterizations and I'm deeply puzzled about how they came to be. My kingdom for more gen. I think when people write for ships, especially big ships, they just get caught up in popular fandom dynamics and then write the fanon ships instead of writing the characters. I think you have to interrogate the original text a bit more with gen because you have to ask what the characters want outside of kissing and banging each other.

I'm not an antishipper and I'm glad people are happy but dang. . .it is highly concentrated for a pairing in a small fandom. And a lot of the fic covers the same material.

There are still some real winners in MacDennis like this porn is super hot oh my god.

Oh my god also there's also this one sugar daddy fic that I'm dying for it to update and every day without an update we move further from god's light. @god if you're really there please convince that author to update because I need that content in my eyeballs asap. Plus there's a 20s au that is the cutest thing ever that also needs to update.

Bit of a late start today. I wasn't out of bed until around 11 AM because I stayed up WAY too late last night writing porn, talking to a friend, and then trying to figure out how to block the internet app on my phone because it's pathetic but I'm a total addict.

Anyway, I started working and became a bit troubled because a dataset I had from an American Indian Community Survey had numbers from a national survey that didn't match the national survey when the source was dug up. Troubling, because I've been trusting the accuracy of the AICS for about six months. I emailed my supervisor about these troublesome findings. Hopefully, she will explain it. Conversely, not trusting this document makes my job harder. Not extremely but. . .a bit. I guess we'll have to see.

Still too mentally/emotionally exhausted to take a crack at the statistics on violence that I wanted to look at so now I'm looking around at other disparities documents. I know I won't get to them until after I pick up my brother from school. I am remarkably inefficient today, woohoo.

Anyway my p0rn is here.

Can't wait for this semester to be over in two weeks. Got to hear the words Tr*mpcare for the last time which was exciting for me.

So last night before bed I decided to put my head on straight and write down physically all of my fanfic writing projects, whether or not I planned on finishing them, and sorted them into what stage of planning they were in. And I got this:

 Woke up this morning to a message by a microbiologist friend asking if you could get a strep infection on your penis by getting a blow job from someone with strep throat. Apparently the answer is 'it's rare, but yes.' Why you would want to give head while you have strep throat I don't know. I mean, you would maybe think that someone in some sort of desperate situation would be the only person who would do such a thing, but you would be dead wrong. All the question sites had people whose girlfriends just really wanted to give head while they had strep throat. Sex was a mistake.


Retooled a fic that was a lazy drabble collection into a passion project because that's what it wanted to be despite me trying to put it on a leash. I'm pretty excited about it. I like to write scenery porn stories in the summertime and this fic is about New Jersey which is a place I have a lot of summer memories of so it should be really interesting. You can find it here.

Anyway I'm going to post up my weekly schedule as a sticky for some motivation. + I'm procrastinating on writing this paper #dragme.

every high school macdennis fic: a meme poem. 306 words.

EVERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER: I read too much fanfic. Pure crack. 4732 words.

until I am whole: Snapshots of life in North Dakota. 941 words.

Lipstick-Covered Magnet: Five years ago, Dee flunked out of college, left Philadelphia, and moved to Los Angeles with dreams of being a movie star. Now, she's divorced twice over, unemployed, asking her parents for rent money, and maybe in denial about the reasons for all of the above. Dee comes home for Thanksgiving to get in her parents' good graces, and accidentally runs into her estranged brother on the street smoking and dressed like a prostitute. It seems like the last five years have not been kind to either of them. They go for a walk, and talk about how they got here. Part 1 of 'I Could Never Rescue You'. 7876 words.

angry lesbian with a loaded gun: In which Mrs. Mac gets a name, a history, and a girlfriend. WIP. 620 words.

as long as you're here I will live like this: Maureen could see out of her peripheral vision that his fists were clenched with rage now, and his face was purple. She turned towards him to get a closer look at this car crash of a person, and saw that there were red rings around his eyes. Something tipped over inside Maureen; it filled her stomach heavy like wet cement. Dennis rubbed at his eye with his palm, and she felt him, just then, make a hand print inside her. 731 words.

got my blood up in their veins: The life and times of Margaret McPoyle. 1304 words.

plastic flowers: One shot: Dennis goes to a free STI clinic to get tested for hepatitis B and has a confrontation with the secretary over a pen with a flower taped to it. Part 2 of 'I Could Never Rescue You.' 606 words.

tired and hungry and totally useless in this department: Mac is 20 years old, broke as shit, and has just lost yet another low-wage clerk job out of general incompetence. After seeing a report on the news about setting buildings on fire and looting them to make money, he decides to try it out for himself. Part 1 of 'The Future Freaks Me Out.' 1593 words.

so visceral (yet deeply inept): Dooley turns down Mac's application to work at McDonald's and Mac spirals downward. 1492 words.

twelve feet deep: A series of drabbles about Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs. WIP. 400 words.

just as big (twice as swollen): Mac gets fisted by a dude he met on Grindr.

heavenly bodies make the devil a little uncomfortable: Dennis gets possessed and transforms from a sexual predator into a different kind of predator.

break with tradition (fall and divide): An epilogue to the fic "tell me that you're alright."

Carry Me Down the Street: When Mac and Charlie were 21, they went on the most epic bender of all time. Part 1 of Transcendental Youth.

Legit Tattoo-Gun: I knew you were gonna leave me for the Queen of Thrones, so I've slept with Mac to humiliate you.

beach house living: The last time the Reynolds went to the Jersey Shore as a family was the summer of 1997.

bite your ankles: Snapshots of life at the Jersey Shore.