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haemophilusevery high school macdennis fic: a meme poem. 306 words.
EVERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER: I read too much fanfic. Pure crack. 4732 words.
until I am whole: Snapshots of life in North Dakota. 941 words.
Lipstick-Covered Magnet: Five years ago, Dee flunked out of college, left Philadelphia, and moved to Los Angeles with dreams of being a movie star. Now, she's divorced twice over, unemployed, asking her parents for rent money, and maybe in denial about the reasons for all of the above. Dee comes home for Thanksgiving to get in her parents' good graces, and accidentally runs into her estranged brother on the street smoking and dressed like a prostitute. It seems like the last five years have not been kind to either of them. They go for a walk, and talk about how they got here. Part 1 of 'I Could Never Rescue You'. 7876 words.
angry lesbian with a loaded gun: In which Mrs. Mac gets a name, a history, and a girlfriend. WIP. 620 words.
as long as you're here I will live like this: Maureen could see out of her peripheral vision that his fists were clenched with rage now, and his face was purple. She turned towards him to get a closer look at this car crash of a person, and saw that there were red rings around his eyes. Something tipped over inside Maureen; it filled her stomach heavy like wet cement. Dennis rubbed at his eye with his palm, and she felt him, just then, make a hand print inside her. 731 words.
got my blood up in their veins: The life and times of Margaret McPoyle. 1304 words.
plastic flowers: One shot: Dennis goes to a free STI clinic to get tested for hepatitis B and has a confrontation with the secretary over a pen with a flower taped to it. Part 2 of 'I Could Never Rescue You.' 606 words.
tired and hungry and totally useless in this department: Mac is 20 years old, broke as shit, and has just lost yet another low-wage clerk job out of general incompetence. After seeing a report on the news about setting buildings on fire and looting them to make money, he decides to try it out for himself. Part 1 of 'The Future Freaks Me Out.' 1593 words.
so visceral (yet deeply inept): Dooley turns down Mac's application to work at McDonald's and Mac spirals downward. 1492 words.
twelve feet deep: A series of drabbles about Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs. WIP. 400 words.
just as big (twice as swollen): Mac gets fisted by a dude he met on Grindr.
heavenly bodies make the devil a little uncomfortable: Dennis gets possessed and transforms from a sexual predator into a different kind of predator.
break with tradition (fall and divide): An epilogue to the fic "tell me that you're alright."
Carry Me Down the Street: When Mac and Charlie were 21, they went on the most epic bender of all time. Part 1 of Transcendental Youth.
Legit Tattoo-Gun: I knew you were gonna leave me for the Queen of Thrones, so I've slept with Mac to humiliate you.
beach house living: The last time the Reynolds went to the Jersey Shore as a family was the summer of 1997.
bite your ankles: Snapshots of life at the Jersey Shore.
EVERY MACDENNIS FIC EVER: I read too much fanfic. Pure crack. 4732 words.
until I am whole: Snapshots of life in North Dakota. 941 words.
Lipstick-Covered Magnet: Five years ago, Dee flunked out of college, left Philadelphia, and moved to Los Angeles with dreams of being a movie star. Now, she's divorced twice over, unemployed, asking her parents for rent money, and maybe in denial about the reasons for all of the above. Dee comes home for Thanksgiving to get in her parents' good graces, and accidentally runs into her estranged brother on the street smoking and dressed like a prostitute. It seems like the last five years have not been kind to either of them. They go for a walk, and talk about how they got here. Part 1 of 'I Could Never Rescue You'. 7876 words.
angry lesbian with a loaded gun: In which Mrs. Mac gets a name, a history, and a girlfriend. WIP. 620 words.
as long as you're here I will live like this: Maureen could see out of her peripheral vision that his fists were clenched with rage now, and his face was purple. She turned towards him to get a closer look at this car crash of a person, and saw that there were red rings around his eyes. Something tipped over inside Maureen; it filled her stomach heavy like wet cement. Dennis rubbed at his eye with his palm, and she felt him, just then, make a hand print inside her. 731 words.
got my blood up in their veins: The life and times of Margaret McPoyle. 1304 words.
plastic flowers: One shot: Dennis goes to a free STI clinic to get tested for hepatitis B and has a confrontation with the secretary over a pen with a flower taped to it. Part 2 of 'I Could Never Rescue You.' 606 words.
tired and hungry and totally useless in this department: Mac is 20 years old, broke as shit, and has just lost yet another low-wage clerk job out of general incompetence. After seeing a report on the news about setting buildings on fire and looting them to make money, he decides to try it out for himself. Part 1 of 'The Future Freaks Me Out.' 1593 words.
so visceral (yet deeply inept): Dooley turns down Mac's application to work at McDonald's and Mac spirals downward. 1492 words.
twelve feet deep: A series of drabbles about Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs. WIP. 400 words.
just as big (twice as swollen): Mac gets fisted by a dude he met on Grindr.
heavenly bodies make the devil a little uncomfortable: Dennis gets possessed and transforms from a sexual predator into a different kind of predator.
break with tradition (fall and divide): An epilogue to the fic "tell me that you're alright."
Carry Me Down the Street: When Mac and Charlie were 21, they went on the most epic bender of all time. Part 1 of Transcendental Youth.
Legit Tattoo-Gun: I knew you were gonna leave me for the Queen of Thrones, so I've slept with Mac to humiliate you.
beach house living: The last time the Reynolds went to the Jersey Shore as a family was the summer of 1997.
bite your ankles: Snapshots of life at the Jersey Shore.
