haemophilus | Arrested Development Fanfic Recs (Reply)

I’m really dreadfully behind on reading so please don’t take my word as gospel. This isn’t all the good fic out there. As a rule if I rec an author just read everything they wrote because I will totally forget to link everything I like.

Étude Op. 25, No. 2 in F minor: Gob is a concert pianist AU. It’s novel length and I’ve read all of it which really speaks to its quality as I can’t reliably read anything longer than 30k.

A Bluth Family History: Really neat through-the-decades fic. I love young Lucille so A+

When the smoke clears: High school Gob/Tony AU. The slow burn in this made me want to die in the best way.

Stupid, Stupid: ‘Michael Bluth has anxiety’ character study. GoldStarGrl really likes ripping my heart in half.

Little Less Bark, Little More Bite: Gob/Tony phone sex it’s delicious.

See you on the b side, babe: Instant classic. If you haven’t already read this go do it.

M’aidez: Lucille character study. I die every time.

One of Gob’s Better Parties: Voyeurism and hand jobs. Gob/Tony.

Sacred Geometry: Young!Gob/Michael hand jobs. I love woollen_pharaohs in any fandom and you should too if you love yourself.

Just take it off, just shed your skin: Gob/Michael porn. It has much kink, very good, yes.

Dance for You: I’m always a sucker for Gob stripping fics ok. I’m not that deep. Gob/Tony.

I Go to Extremes series: I wrote this and other people seem to like it so it’s probably alright. Bipolar Gob stuff but written pre-season 5 so. . .retro? Not canon compliant anyway. Gob/Tony.

Four Parties Gob Went To, and One He Skipped: What it says on the tin. It’s really good. Gob/Tony and Gob/OCs.

Magic, Not Drugs: Classique bipolar Gob fic.

Salutis Populi Suprema Lex: Rare Gob and Lindsey fic. I love it so much.

The Subtle Difference Between Fucking and Fucking Over: Gob/Tony dry humping in a limo. Again I’m very shallow especially because I prompted this fucking thing.

From Here On, Blind: Gob/Tony and Gob/JBJ longfic feat. confused emotions and a lot of smut. Cmere writes AMAZING smut and will show up on this list again because LOOK as we have agreed I’m not very deep.

Second Round’s On Me: Gob/Tony bang on the staircase while Michael is unconscious on the floor because cmere is too good for this world.

Rainbow High: This is a Tony character study and I love it so much.

This Thing That Is Happening To You: Gob tries to figure out how to come out to his family. Gob/Tony. Scioscribe so you know it’s da best.

This is the Backbone of America: Okay so this isn’t just one of my favorite Arrested Development fics. This isn’t just one of my favorite fanfictions. This is one of my favorite stories that I’ve ever read in my entire life. If it wouldn’t cost too much money and garner too many questions I’d tattoo this fic on my body. It’s a Steve Holt/Ann story and I wish there was a less simplistic way to describe it but there we are. Please read this story and read it now.

You’re Not a Fan of My Illusions: Gob is actually magic but it’s fickle. This fic is very sad and hurts my heart.

An Officer and a Gentleman: Stripping Gob/Tony porn again. I love. . .this a lot. Also it has unclothed frottage which is actually kind of a rare breed.

Tricks around the Office: Gob/Gary handjobs and blowjobs in the office. Very hot.

Love Each Other: Okay not to be too extra but the author, singingtomysoul, became like my actual best friend after I read it and chatted her up so that’s how good it is. It forms best friendships. Gob/Tony read it if you haven’t already.

Just Because You’re Wordless Doesn’t Mean You’re Quiet: One of those AUs where people have a limited number of words they can say per day. Gob/Michael. It’s so good.

I also write fic and stuff.

Also here’s a list of AD fic I orphaned because instead of doing normal reckless things like cocaine in my early 20s I orphaned fanfiction instead.

Feel free to comment with any other fics I missed (I know I missed a lot) or to yell at me for not reccing yours.